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L I S T S

The Wisdom of Daily Life
1. Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
2. Plant flowers every spring.
3. Look people in the eye.
4. Compliment three people every day.
5. Live beneath your means.
6. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come ninety percent of all your happiness or misery.
7. Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring and integrity, they think of you.
8. Don't postpone joy.

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Who Lives Where!
A list of the cities where my friends, relatives and other people I've met through the years live:
Alabama - Huntsville, Birmingham, Sterrit, Pleasant Grove, Hueytown, Altoona, Sylacauga
Alaska -
Arizona - Phoenix, Casa Grande, Tempe, Prescott, oniota
Arkansas -
California - Ojai, Ventura, Brentwood, Los Angeles, Lawndale, Fresno
Colorado - Craig

Connecticut -
Delaware - Bear
Florida - Clearwater, St. Petersburg,
Tampa, Port Richey, Ocklawaha, Old Town, Temple Terrace, Pinellas Park,Orlando, Niceville, Gainesville, Safety Harbor, Bradenton Stuart, St. Petersburg Beach, Cocoa, Dunnellon, Melbourne, Madeira Beach, Ft. Lauderdale, Seminole 
Georgia - Atlanta, Gainesville, Bremen, Douglasville, Dallas, Tifton, Madison, Stone Mountain, Albany
Hawaii -
Idaho -  
Illinois - Chicago, Oak Forest, LaGrange, Justice, Peoria, Dunlap
Indiana -
Iowa - Griswold, Bedford
Kansas - Spring Hill
Kentucky - Elizabethtown, Erlinger
Louisiana - New Orleans
Maine - Brunswick
Maryland - Gaithersburg, Columbia, Chevy Chase

Massachusetts - Northboro, Marborough, Boston
Michigan - East Lansing
Minnesota - Lake Elmo, Sauk Rapids, St. Paul
Mississippi -
Missouri
Montana -
Nebraska - Ainsworth
Nevada - Las Vegas
New Hampshire -
New Jersey - Rahway, Metuchin, Toms River, North Brunswick, Burlington, Linden, Clark, Cranford, Green Brook
New Mexico - Deming
New York - Acra, Red Hook, Yorktown Heights, Queensbury, Clinton, Palmyra

North Carolina - Morganton, Summerfield
North Dakota -
Ohio - Youngstown, Blaine, Cleveland, Lithopolis, Girard, Reynoldsburg, New Middleton, Cincinnati
Oklahoma
Oregon - Corvallis, Portland, Eugene,Lebanon
Pennsylvania - Philadelphia, Johnstown, Bristol
Rhode Island -
South Carolina - Greenwood, Due West, Lexington, Greenville
South Dakota -
Tennessee - Rogersville, Nashville
Texas - Porter, Houston, Temple, Irving
Utah - Provo

Vermont - Swanton
Virginia - Roanoke
Washington - Sunnyside
Washington, D.C.
West Virginia - Salem
Wisconsin - Whitefish Bay, Milwaukee
Wyoming - Casper, Lander, Cheyenne
 
ALSO:
 
Canada - Sherbrooke
England - Berkshire, Cornwall, Hertfordshire, Wiltshire, Birmingham
Australia - Sidney
Italy - Parma
Sicily - Messina
Hong Kong
China

 
 

Questions with no answers
1. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
2. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
3. Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
4. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
5. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
6. Why don't you evr see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Funny Signs and Useless Facts found below!

LIST OF FUNNY SIGNS:
1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.
11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)
15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

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